


iCarly IMs

by ZeenoMCR



Category: iCarly
Genre: Friendship
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2010-04-20
Updated: 2011-01-09
Packaged: 2013-12-20 07:49:27
Rating: K+
Chapters: 2
Words: 480
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5912075/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2312910/ZeenoMCR
Summary: The iCarly gang IMs! Originally a one-shot, now a multi-shot. (This is an old story, back when I thought Creddie was cool. Sorry.)





	1. Chapter 1

ShayGal: Hey guys.  
SamLuvsHam: hey carls. wat up?  
ShayGal: You should know! You're laying on my couch!

* * *

iCarlyTech has joined the chat.

* * *

iCarlyTech: Hey, hey. Oh, great. That _thing_ is online. Bye.  
ShayGal: She won't be mean. Will you Sam?  
SamLuvsHam: sure i will... i mean won't!  
ShayGal: I'm gonna go downstairs and throw away the ham!  
SamLuvsHam: wait! Ill be good to freddork-i mean freddie.  
iCarlyTech: *virtual eye roll* Sam, Sam, Sam. Need I tell Carly about your latest assult on Gibby?  
SamLuvsHam: NOOOOOOOO!

* * *

iCarlyTech and ShayGal have entered private chat.  
Private chat terminated.

* * *

ShayGal: SAM! You didnt break gibbys thumb, did you?  
SamLuvsHam: *sips peppy cola nonchalantly* cough-yes-cough  
iCarlyTech: see! she did break gibbys thumb  
SamLuvsHam: carls! u didnt have 2 slap me. i got enough punishment from ted-i mean principal franklin  
ShayGal: sam, wat m i gonna do with u?

* * *

AggressiveMom has entered chat.

AggressiveMom: Hello Carly. Hello Samantha.  
SamLuvsHam: LEMME AT HER! SHE CALLED ME SAMANTHA!  
ShayGal: *grabs sam* hello ms benson. please, don't call her samantha.  
iCarlyTech: i hear her screeching from my bedroom  
AggressiveMom: Sorry, Sam. I see that Sam broke Gibby's thumb.  
SamLuvsHam: he called me weird and bumped into me. that shirtless meatball needed to hav his thumb broken  
AggressiveMom: Tsk, tsk.

AggressiveMom has signed off.

iCarlyTech: oh, mom. im gonna need therapy  
SamLuvsHam: u need therapy 4 ur face!

ShayGal and SamLuvsHam have entered in private chat.  
Private chat terminated.  
SamLuvsHam has signed off.

ShayGal: just us.  
iCarlyTech: thank god  
ShayGal: BRB  
CarlyBenson: back  
iCarlyTech: you mean it?  
CarlyBenson: lol. let's start with a date and not jump to marriage. BRB  
ShayGal: back  
iCarlyTech: 'night, carly  
ShayGal: 'night freddie. sweet dreams

ShayGal has signed off.

iCarlyTech: yeah, i will.

iCarlyTech has signed off.


	2. Chapter 2

SamLuvsHam: any1 on?  
iCarlyTech: not for long.

**ShayGal has signed on.**

ShayGal: hey guys. whats up?  
iCarlyTech: about 2 sign off due 2 sam  
SamLuvsHam: im not gonna stop u  
ShayGal: sam... stop it. freddie... stay?  
iCarlyTech: OK  
SamLuvsHam: i cant believe u 2. ewww, ur dating... EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

**ShayGal and SamLuvsHam have entered private chat.  
Private chat terminated.**

SamLuvsHam: sorry  
iCarlyTech: she yelled at you, didn't she?  
ShayGal: i didn't... well, i went downstairs and yelled her  
iCarlyTech: ahhhh, i see  
SamLuvsHam: *virtually slaps freddie*  
iCarlyTech: that didnt hurt  
SamLuvsHam: well it can  
ShayGal: SAM!

**ShayGal and SamLuvsHam have enetered private chat.  
Private chat terminated.**

SamLuvsHam: sorry (not really)  
ShayGal: *groan* wat am i gonna do with u?  
iCarlyTech: turn her in to the cops?  
SamLuvsHam: well i  
SamLuvsHam: crap. moms banging on my door and shes drunk. i g2g

**SamLuvsHam has signed off.**

ShayGal: *sigh* i hate yelling her  
iCarlyTech: ik  
ShayGal: wanna go 2 the groovy smoothie?  
iCarlyTech: sure. now?  
ShayGal: yep. c u there.

**ShayGal has signed off.  
iCarlyTech has signed off.**


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